‘Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it . ‘

‘Touch de duck… I keel you.’

‘Kid . . . You’re askin’ the wrong guy.’

‘Hi!!! I’m Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . Aaaaaannnd, I, like,
You […]

Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click […]

100 Years Ago
A lot of this is applicable to our grandparents, and even some of our parents.
It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Years Ago…
The average life expectancy in the United States was forty-seven.
Only 14 percent of the homes in the United States had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had […]

Believe It Or Not!
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza […]

Yes, it’s safe to mow your arms, but since it’ll feel stubbly as it grows back, save it for emergencies (like that unexpected special date) when you don’t have time to bleach or get a wax job. Be sure to de-fuzz on the day of the event (you don’t want prickly regrowth injuring your date), […]

Can you guess the African American in the photograph above? It is none other than Robert Downey Jr. playing Kirk Lazarus, a very serious Oscar-winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war epic ever filmed. The problem is “Kirk’s” character was originally written to be black. So he decided to dye […]

Introducing … drum roll please …. The Washlet! Is it a laptop? Is a washing machine … no it’s a toilet seat designed to make your bum happy!!! If you’re still sitting on the same boring old white plastic toilet seat that you’ve had for the past 10 years, you really need to […]

1.If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2.If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3.Chewing gum […]

Some more playing around with photoshop and bald men’s heads lead to this. I think he should have some baby fluff on top to make it more convicing but it’s funny too as it is. Wouldn’t Ange just love to get her hands on this We all love to see cute baby photos […]

Has anybody been to boring3d. I’ve been a fan for ages now. The owner was posting one new image a day which must have been very tough. He’s slowed down a bit now but I love his 3D renders and design. They are so adorable! If imagination was money, then this guy would be […]